Sassbottom notes that Ryan Hoag, a former Division III wide receiver with Gustavus who was the final pick in the 2003 NFL draft and who had a cup of training camp coffee with the Vikings (likely with a lot of hungover college-age kids in Mankato), continues to make a cottage industry out of well, his Hoag-ness. He was a candidate on “The Bachelorette” last year (remember: as of almost exactly a year ago, he was a virgin). And now, he is one of 20 finalists to be ONE MAN MINNEAPOLIS. What is that, you might ask? Well, it’s …

“The man who represents the best of the Twin Cities from the perspectives of community involvement, personality, intelligence, and fitness.”

Sassbottom used a different category, but whatever.

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