If this picture with the Captain Morgan mascot is any indication, Mauer and Morneau are enjoying All-Star week
Posted on July 13th, 2009 – 2:48 PMBy Michael Rand
That photo, which recently moved on the AP wire, was said to have been taken last night during pre-All Star festivities. So you do the math: 13-7 victory during the day, partying in St. Louis by night.
It’s good to see the M&M boys cutting loose.
Suggested captions, please, in the comments.
(Our immediate effort: Why did they make Joe Nathan dress up like that?)
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Justin Morneau (right) betrays Canadian roots by appearing genuinely happy to receive a gimme shirt.
Got a little Jesus in ya?
Captain Jeremiah Morgan (left), before the healing touch of Joe Mauer (center) cured him of his wanderlust. Morgan has since taken a job with his father’s landscaping company and settled down with his longtime wench, Debbie (far right).
Derek Jeter is wondering why Morneau is holding his jersey.
/ESPN’d
Justin to the Captain: “No you’re doing the shocker all wrong!”
Joe Mauer swings and misses when it comes to having and Entourage.
Some dudes would say there’s more than one pirate in this picture, but I think that’s just their wishful thinking.
Justin Morneau sports the jersey of the team he and Joe will be playing for in 2012 and 2011 respectively…
After this picture was taken, Morneau knocked the Captain out claiming victory for Windsor and Candians everywhere.
M&M N the Captain Make it Happen!
Mauer: As a consolation prize for not making the all star team, I will let you keep the free t-shirt and stand in front for the photo.
Can “The Captain” play “The 2nd base”?? and possibly hit in the 2 spot? (Is that Nathan to the far left, focussing on the ladies and not on el capitan?…classic)
I want to see the picture with the guy who was handing out the free white dress shirts since everyone in the picture seems to be wearing one.
Hey Punto, Should I where this jersey when I slide into first on Tuesday night and embarrass the whole state?
Mauer’s mom can rest assured that he still doesn’t know how to talk to women as shown in this photo.
The Twins’ Mauer and Morneau sign autographs at the MLB All-Star Game Festivities for the head honcho who came up with the lame Twins Radio ads that aren’t funny!
How do two of the best hitters in the game cope with life on a middling ballclub? They go to the barrrrgh!
“Joe, do a slow spin. Justin, arch your back and look back at me really mean, like a dragon. Very good, you’re a very convincing dragon. Arr, these picture will serve me well on those lonely nights at sea.”
Why is Joe Nathan wearing the goofy red hat?
Shoot, I just saw your comment
That is what happens when you go sailing with the captain. Looks like they were sailing pretty hard. Been there done that.
Justin Morneau wins a Captain Morgan jersey for being the first one to answer a MLB trivia question and the question was….What color commentator talks more about himself than any other at the “Major Legaue level.”
Arrrggghhh…drink me rum and you’ll never strike out again…unless your facing Mark Buerhle…Arrrggghhh!
The Captain tries to get the inside scoop on whether or not Brett FAAAAARRRRRRRRVE is comin’ to the Vikings.
I’m working on something with Mauer and striking out for the fifth time Sunday. A little help?
Nice to see the boys let loose and have a good time! St. Louis is definitely a party town. I wish I was there partying with them!
Here are three guys that never return my calls.
“Life’s not fair. These two guys are making $21 million combined this year and I have to wear this stupid costume for $7/hr.”
The Molotov Cocktail:
1 part Captain, 2 parts Canadian Club, & a splash of 7.
It’s illogical how Mauer turned water into Captain.
The heart of the Yankee lineup.
If Nathan motorboats before every pitch I would love to see how much motorboating happened after he had some captain in him. Sea Wrenches beware-
A poorly disguised Theo Epstein talks long term contracts with Joe Mauer and Justin Morneau.
ARGH!!!! Do you want the hook or the CAPTAINS SHOCKER?!?!?
If it is Nathan with his back to the photo, they’ve officially put in for 3-for-1 on those white shirts.
Stolen from the 2006 wardrobe of Marion Gaborik (he was having a moving sale).
I went to the all star game and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
To Dan D. Lion:
ye who live in glass houses…sliding headfirst into first base < not knowing the difference between wear and where.
Mauer: “Justine rocks over Bill Smith!He just traded Punto for that cool jersey!”
Mauer:”Justin, that is. Justine Bateman does too.”
Joe Nathan is not wearing the red hat
Justin, “I can’t wait to turn around and hand this shirt to the skank behind me and see what I can get from behind her!” Joe, “Be cool man, it’s The Captain.”
