OK, we’ll finally post the drunk badger story
Posted on July 14th, 2009 – 3:15 PMBy Michael Rand
The RandBall rule has to be adhered to. We’ve been sent the drunk badger story by three people. Therefore, we will now post it.
A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said on Wednesday.
A motorist called police near the central town of Goslar to report a dead badger on a road — only for officers to turn up and discover the animal alive and well, but drunk.
Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhea.
Having failed to scare the animal away, officers eventually chased it from the road with a broom.
Please make (in)appropriate Wisconsin jokes in the comments.
10 Responses to "OK, we’ll finally post the drunk badger story"
Since when is Camp Randall spelled G-E-R-M-A-N-Y?
Police discovered the nocturnal beast had eaten cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhea.
I call plagiarism. This sentence was lifted verbatim from the handbook given to new Wisconsin RAs, specifically from the section “What can go wrong if you don’t keep an eye on your freshman.”
In his defense, Ron Dayne’s doctor advised him that eating more fruit would help keep his weight under control.
cherries from a nearby tree which had turned to alcohol and given the badger diarrhea.
I didn’t know Leinenkugel’s had created a Cherry Weiss.
So that’s what where Brooks Bollinger is, I thought NFL Europe went under.
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The Farmer’s Almanac says you should annually wait to harvest your second-cut hay crop until after a Gopher football recruit fails the college entrance exam. Fire up the haybine!
“A badger in Germany got so drunk on over-ripe cherries it staggered into the middle of a road and refused to budge, police said on Wednesday.”
Had this happened in Mankato, the badger would have been dead.
-1 to Joker for defaming Minnesota State by bringing up the past.
At least when Ron Johnson misuses a cherry, he sends flowers afterward.
/Fast Times’d
I went there too latte…also was one of the 10 people that actually graduated.
