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Stu’s Hunt Down: The Rod Carew Trade

Posted on July 17th, 2009 – 12:57 PM
By Michael Rand

beastieboys.jpgIn case this Hunt Down isn’t enough, please note that Stu has been sprinkling his awesome all over the place lately. Stu?

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The Huntdown

Name: The Carew Trade (Rod Carew, Ken Landreaux, Brad Havens, Dave Engle and Paul Hartzell)

Claim to Fame, Minnesota: a deal wherein the Minnesota Twins traded their best player to a large market team for four relatively unknown quantities. Sound familiar? Carew wanted to leave the Twins after being serially underpaid for years, and the following quote from Twins owner Calvin Griffith helped grease the skids:

“I’ll tell you why we came to Minnesota. It was when we found out you only had 15,000 blacks here. Black people don’t go to ballgames, but they’ll fill up a rassling ring and put up such a chant it’ll scare you to death. We came here because you’ve got good, hardworking white people here.

Griffith would later say that he was misquoted and/or joking, which totally makes the above passage HILARIOUS. Carew, just one season removed from the greatest Time Magazine cover ever, was eventually traded to the just-California Angels in the spring of 1979 for Ken Landreaux, Brad Havens, Dave Engle and Paul Hartzell.

Claim to Fame, Everywhere Else: Carew would continue to hit north of .300, lead the just-California Angels to two playoff appearances and extend his consecutive All-Star game streak to 18 seasons in a row. Although the players the Twins received didn’t have quite that impact, Landreaux still has the longest hitting streak in Twins history at 31 games, and Dave Engle represented the Twins in an All-Star Game. No, really, that happened.

Where They Are Now:
• Rod Carew: working for the Angels, the Twins, and Major League Baseball in various capacities.
• Ken Landreaux: is a member of the Dodgers Speakers Bureau (Bureaux?), and lives in Los Angeles.
• Brad Havens: whereabouts unkneauxn. I’ll stop now.
• Dave Engle: most recently a manager in the Mets minor league system.
• Paul Hartzell: is a vice president for Merrill Corporation and lives in Menlo Park, California.

Glorious Randomness: as his Wiki entry notes, Engle’s catching career ended when he began having serious issues with throwing the ball back to the pitcher. If you want to sum up what being a Twins fan was like before 1987, you could do worse than that. Old-timers, feel free to add your lamentations in comments. Young folks, talk about your Twitters or whatever. It’s Friday, go nuts.

Proprietor bonus points: For connecting the subject to the chosen art.

15 Responses to "Stu’s Hunt Down: The Rod Carew Trade"

BoogieNeedsAGoal says:

July 17th, 2009 at 1:16 pm

Dave Engle Syndrome not nearly as popular as Tommy John Surgery, but it could be some day.

Dale Murphy had it, that’s why he moved to the outfield too. Not sure who had it first, but DES sounds better.

Stu says:

July 17th, 2009 at 1:19 pm

I’ve got mad hits like I was…

lattewarrior says:

July 17th, 2009 at 1:34 pm

RE: I’ve got mad hits like I was…

Thanks, Stu. I never would have made the connection. Here I thought you were randomly paying homage to Q-Tip’s brilliance on “Get It Together.”

Also, congrats on the Twinkieville [sic] gig. Your stock is rising.

jama says:

July 17th, 2009 at 1:41 pm

Didn’t the catcher in Major League II memorize Playboy bios to keep his mind off throwing it back to the pitcher?

I know Playboy was around in 1979.

Brandon says:

July 17th, 2009 at 1:44 pm

I think it’d be great if Stu gets so famous this blog changes its name to Stu’s Randball.

Jon says:

July 17th, 2009 at 1:49 pm

I’ve long said that this is Stu’s world, and we’re all just renting space for awhile.

AZGopherGirl says:

July 17th, 2009 at 2:24 pm

What do you think we could get in a trade for Stu? My guess is that he’s serially underpaid around here.

Jack says:

July 17th, 2009 at 2:33 pm

These people who criticize the Santana and other trades were not around in the 1970’s and watch the Twins lose free-agents and make trades to cheapen the roster. What did the Twins get back for the talent of the 1977 ball club. Bostock, Hisle, Carew, Wynegar, and Smalley all left or were traded. What we were left with was the ever famous Norwood, Powell, & Bombo Rivera outfield by 1979. That was a complete rip-off!

newbie says:

July 17th, 2009 at 2:48 pm

I think it’d be great if Stu gets so famous this blog changes its name to Stu’s Randball.

I’d pay to look at Stu’s Randball…
wait, what?

Dave MN says:

July 17th, 2009 at 2:51 pm

Stu has been sprinkling his awesome all over the place lately.

Man, if that really dirty kid in school had only thought of referring to his dandruff as “sprinkling his awesome”, it’d have been a different world.

lattewarrior says:

July 17th, 2009 at 3:16 pm

“Stu has been sprinkling his awesome all over the place lately.”

He’s not the only one:

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Antonio-Cromartie-is-trying-to-make-lots-of-new-?urn=nfl,176202

sconway55037 says:

July 17th, 2009 at 3:17 pm

Jack, we got Ron Davis in return for one of those trades so that wasn’t so bad. Can you tell I’m being facetious? Also, how in the world do you spell facetious, I know I miss spelled it.

Maybe that could be my fake band name, Facetious

AZGopherGirl says:

July 17th, 2009 at 3:51 pm

sconway - in your case, Fecetious may be more appropriate.

The Hootie says:

July 17th, 2009 at 4:18 pm

Stu has been sprinkling his awesome all over the place lately.

Yet when Joker tries to sprinkle HIS awesome all over the place, it’s all citations and paternity suits.

Stu says:

July 17th, 2009 at 5:30 pm

You all are much too kind.