Fantasy football team name draft
Posted on August 14th, 2009 – 11:10 AMBy Michael Rand
We’ll be heading out to Chaska soon, so we wanted a subject that could sustain throughout out the afternoon while we sweat like a [redacted] in church out on the course.
That subject, clearly, is fantasy football team names.
Everyone wants to be the most clever. But only some succeed. While talking to a friend of the RandBall Better Half last night, she misunderstood something we said and asked if we had said, “Victory Bacon.”
We said that wasn’t what we had said. But we also said that sounded like a splendid fantasy football team name for the RandBall League.
So: Let’s hear your best new fantasy football team names. Also: those in the RandBall (and RandBall Lite) leagues: when are we drafting and where? Roughkat is on the clock to solve this thing.
50 Responses to "Fantasy football team name draft"
I’m trying to reverse my curses by talking about them in my team names
Ex:
“Cursed by Management” - Which refers both to my team and my life post-promotion
“Worse than the Madden Curse” was another
It’s in bad taste but a buddy of mine and I were talking the other day and I stated my desire to ‘murder the competition while they slept.’ Immediately I thought of the McNair incident and after a quick google search to find her name. Thus my fantasy name is “Sahel Kazemi.”
Roethlisburger’s Broken TV
roughkat’s from the RandBall league last year is hard to top: Pugs Not Drugs (accompanied, IIRC, by a picture of a pug dressed like Darth Vader)
This year I will be going with the Shoe Horns and CopperHounds for my team names.
Also if there is vacancy in the Randball Lite League count me in.
Best one I ever read was 2 Manning 1 Cup. I just don’t see that topped. I’m going with Whispering Eye for my league
My league right now has 3 of the best names yet:
1. The Romosexuals
2. Multiple Scoregasms
3. 3rd and Dong
Minnesota-4-Ever
Smokin’ with Stephon
Philly Blounts
Khan <3 Brandon
4th-and-Ninjas
Clarence for COW. Just because.
Forte yard dash.
latte-
I think Clarence for COW has already been taken by Clarence’s FFB team…(egomaniac.)
Also, have you heard yet from last year’s lite winner? Or does that fall to 2nd place? (Neither of which is me, but I am curious.)
@newbie
If JRG (last year’s RandBall Lite winner) does not wish to participate I’d vote that we try the promotion and relegation idea again in 2010. The Hootie finished second. Does he still come around these parts?
but latte, that would in no way punish Dave for his ineptitudes!
Also, Hootie does still check in, but his new job does not allow for it as often.
It’s Pronounced Wienerslave
Cut(ler) the Cheese
/The Corniest I could come up with
Jackie Jormp Jomp
F— You, Clown
Rand: “I am completely shaven.”
Friend of RBBH: “Excuse me?”
Rand: “I said, ‘Victory Bacon’.”
Logjammin’
Fighter of the Night Man
I am really looking forward to the return of IASIP.
Master of Karate and Friendship
Is Stu playing the same game as everyone else?
Tenacious VD
Champ Stanley, Occult Meteorologist
Did You Say…Meow?
Doug’s a White
Zulgad & $coggins (All Day Long)
So Close and Yet So Favre
Pitino’s HMO for ‘Hos
AZGG - That’s cruel… and thus deserves a +1. Bravo.
I’ll bite, what’s the apostrophe in front of Hos for?
You people are a delight.
I used the apostrophe to fill in for the missing w of whores. But I didn’t use another apostrophe to compensate for the missing re because it would have looked like the possessive form. Sometimes I over-think.
Linens ‘n Whores ‘n Things
Oh-See You-Man-Your-A Loser
Hootie-Tang
Flautistadors de Jazz
Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus
Crap, your = you’re
For those of you who aren’t following me on Twitter (FearlessP, holler!), I just got my first glimpse of The Proprietor during TNT’s coverage of the PGA. He was holding a clipboard over his crotch while watching Tiger save par on the 12th. He’s really into this!
Beaver Stretcher
Hairy Cheese Doodle
Al Michael Michaels IS Football
Sage Advice, Sage Match, T-Jack Mehoff
McNair’s Mistresses
Bro’s before Shiancoe’s
Turner and Housh
Ginn and Juice
Mary Kate and Greg Olsen
Makin’ it Wayne
WD Forte
Blount Trauma
Plaxin Heat
Unregistered Firearms
Lofa’s Hyundai Collection
Favre’s House of Waffles
Ron Mexico’s Stimulus Package
Fido’s Michael Vick Experience
