The archives: Paul Shirley Q&A
You’ll probably notice a trend with the archive posts from this week and next week. Heavy on the Q&A; also, heavy on a lot of strange Q’s. This one, which we conducted with the entertaining Paul Shirley and ran Feb. 16, 2006, is among our favorites.
Paul Shirley is living the dream. He has played professional basketball overseas and, in limited stints, for three NBA teams. During his time with the Phoenix Suns last year, he started writing a blog about NBA life on the team’s website, a blog which gained substantial following. That turned into a writing gig on ESPN.com called “My so-called career,” which led to a book deal and a green light from Fox to shoot a sitcom pilot based on his life as an NBA benchwarmer. Between projects, he chatted with the Star Tribune.
Q. Why do you think so many people latched onto that initial Suns blog?
A. I think there is a yearning, if you will, to read about people who seem normal — and maybe I seem normal, even though I’m pretty unstable. But I think I’m a good liaison to the average soul. I had a middle-class upbringing in rural Kansas and can relate to a lot of 25- 35-year-olds with similar backgrounds. But I’ve also had a window into these very bizarre worlds and have been somewhat shocked by what I see, and people can relate to my confusion.
Q. Most athlete blogs tend to be pretty generic. But in yours, you’re breaking down your love life, talking about teammates, pretty much anything goes. Is that something you do intentionally?
A. It’s intentional in that I hate interviews with athletes and the general cliches spouted forth. My general personality is to go against that. But I generally just write how I think.
Q. So what it’s like to sit on an NBA bench night after night?
A. I’m hoping they all break their legs — just kidding. Last year in Phoenix, I truly liked my teammates and wanted to see them succeed. Steve Nash (below) and Shawn Marion are good guys and it’s a functional organization. But it’s tough sometimes to be at the cusp and not play when all your life you’ve been in the game.
Q. Did the Suns hate what you wrote?
A. Well, I haven’t been back in the NBA. I don’t know. At first, I thought they were all for it. But the NBA is a very conservative body as a whole, and I doubt they enjoy anyone rocking their collective boat, so I don’t know if it really helped me. But our lives are too short to really care about the repercussions of things like that.
Q. OK, the sitcom and book deal. Where are those at?
A. Fox has given us the go-ahead to make the pilot. We are in the process of putting together the cast, and we have to have it shot by the beginning of April. I’m learning this as I go, but the network will decide in mid-May whether it will become a series. It’s exhausting. I worked like 11 hours the other day. I’m used to two hours of basketball. … The book is basically a collection of the same sorts of stories I wrote for Phoenix, only from my first few years. It’s possible it could come out this fall. We might try to put it out the same time as the sitcom, if that happens. (Laughing). It’s a whole multi-media experience.
Q. You’re 6-10 and have scored 33 points in 18 career NBA games. The hoopshype.com scouting report on you is, “Has some post moves and good shooting touch near the basket … lacks strength.” How would you assess that report?
A. It’s a little false, mainly because I don’t get close to the basket anymore. I stand outside and shoot. One’s career will be much longer avoiding the bruisers.
Q. You played college ball at Iowa State, only a few hours from here. How would you rate Ames as compared to other exotic locales in which you’ve played?
A. It’s one of the least exotic places I’ve ever been. Ames makes Minneapolis look like Madrid, Spain. After having been to a lot of other places, Ames is pretty boring. I kind of get the shakes when I drive on I-35 now.
Q. OK, so what’s the best story you have from life in the NBA?
A. Man, you can’t ask someone that. It’s like when someone at a party says, “Oh, I have the best story,” and then it turns out to be not very good.
Q. But how else am I supposed to get at it? Your whole bit, your blog, is based on the crazy things that have happened to you.
A. OK, fine. This is “a story,” but maybe not the best story. When I first reported to training camp with the Lakers out of college, I walked into the locker room and saw Shaq. I said the hell with it, and went up introduced myself. I said, “I’m Paul Shirley,” and he said, “Yeah, I know who you are.” I almost fell on the floor. I don’t think he really knew who I was, but because he was really one of the most genuine down-to-earth guys I’ve met, he made me feel welcome.
Q. See, that’s a good story. It’s not like I asked you and you told me about some time you brushed your teeth. Why are you selling yourself short?
A. It’s just a lot of pressure. And for the best stories, I would have to trash somebody. I’m still trying to get back in the league.
Q. With the blog, the sitcom and the book, is that realistic?
A. I don’t know that it will happen this year, but I don’t see that my career is over necessarily. It’s hard to tell. I don’t try to predict. I was just getting back from playing in Russia a year ago. I could be huddled in a cave with a 3-foot beard in a year.

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From time to time, we like to look back into the vault and find some work we were pretty happy with at the time of publication. The following is a Q&A we did with Joe Mauer, which ran July 20, 2006. We’ve been doing a weekly Q&A for about 18 months now, and this one is among our top five favorites, if not No. 1. Keep in mind, some things have changed — he’s not seeing Ms. Cooley anymore, for instance, and it’s also been written that the batting champ and MVP are no longer roommates — but it’s perhaps worth your time as a temporary distraction from the much heavier and important news from Virginia Tech on a Tuesday morning.
