Car running unattended? You may soon be walking
Posted on February 17th, 2008 – 11:20 PMBy Roadguy
Here’s Roadguy’s column from the Sunday paper. If you’ve already read it elsewhere, please skip on down to the comments below.
THAT WARM-UP COULD COST YOU; PLUS, SHIFTING THE BLAME FOR A TICKET
Aside from some momentary thaws, this winter sure is taking itself seriously — bus-stop glaciers, ice-covered bike lanes, and some very, very cold mornings for warming up the car.
Roadguy had always thought that it was illegal to leave one’s car running with the keys in the ignition anywhere in Minneapolis, but it’s actually against the law only if the vehicle is on a public road.
Anyplace else, it’s merely a bad idea.
Sgt. Therese Hoffman, who works in traffic control for the Minneapolis Police Department, says officers wish the law were a bit broader. Thieves tempted by a running engine aren’t likely to develop a sudden respect for private property just because the vehicle is parked in a driveway.
Locking the car is only a modest deterrent, Hoffman said, and the fact that the auto was running makes it more difficult for prosecutors to deal with suspected thieves who have keys in their hands. (St. Paul and other cities have ordinances similar to the one in Minneapolis.)
So if you can’t stand a cold car and aren’t too worried about your carbon footprint, remote starters that prevent the car from being driven are the way to go. Hoffman has one herself and describes it as “phenomenal,” though she warms up her car only for a minute or two: “I’m too cheap to pay for all that gas.”
The computer made me do it
Hoffman’s job means she’s always good for a story, and one she told the other day was almost enough to get Roadguy on a personal-responsibility high horse.
Seems that a suburban resident driving through northeast Minneapolis complained about getting a ticket for making an illegal left turn from 7th Street onto Central Avenue. I went out there on Friday to see whether the intersection was rife with ambiguity.
Not really:
I even watched one driver switch off his turn signal as he approached the no-left-turn signs. Cognitive behavior is a beautiful thing. (The city closed the lane after the Interstate 35W bridge collapse to improve the flow of traffic in the neighborhood.)
So what was the ticketed driver’s excuse for making the turn?
Mapquest. The directions he’d gotten from the Web had told him to go left, so he did.
Roadguy called up Allie Burns, a spokeswoman in Virginia for Mapquest. She said that the mapping software can’t know about every temporary lane closure and that the site’s disclaimers are there for a reason. She pointed out that her GPS unit recently instructed her to make a U-turn that would have been illegal, and she chose not to make the turn.
So while digital technologies are making it easier to find your way around, there’s something less newfangled that you should always bring along:
Your brain.
9 Responses to "Car running unattended? You may soon be walking"
This is why I hope they never really try to make cars that drive themselves. I think computers have a lot more moron-moments than people do!
Roadguy won’t be surprised to see a comment here from me. When the Star Tribune urged me on Feb 6 to go to http://mpls.startribune.com/dynamic/contests/STcontest.php?cid=309 to win a Remote Start, here’s what I wrote to him:
[quote]Hi Roadguy!
Look what the Star Tribune sent to me, probably the internet’s most rabid critic of remote-start!! Stupid, wasteful, oil-guzzling, wimpy remote start. When I think about my grandmother, driving a team or horses into town with nothing for warmth but her wool clothing and heavy blankets, or my mother’s family, heating bricks to put under the bearskin rug in their unheated car, or most of us, who survived childhood just fine without remote start, or the 3000 brave souls who are BIKING TO WORK in Minneapolis regardless of the weather, I just can’t come up with any sympathy for the people who whine that they HAVE TO pre-heat their cars, while contributing to winter smog, wasting fuel, and spewing out greenhouse gases. (I do have to confess that I have been driving in the worst of this weather, though.)
So the Star Tribune figures that a remote start is an appropriate freebie for us subscribers. Could you tell these guys for me that they are absolutely flaming idiots?[/quote]
How about it? Do we want to be a state full of wimps? Or are we willing to stand up for energy independence and toughness?
Incidentally, I just entered the Remote Start contest. I figure if I win, I’ll RETIRE that gas burner.
There was an episode of The Office where Michael drove into a lake because some map software told him to turn there. Heh heh… I thought the funny part was that no one would really be that stupid….. whoops!
Ha, so glad to see people are actually getting nailed for making that left-hand turn onto Central! It’s really, really obvious that that is no longer allowed there.
GPS and mapping software is always going to be a little bit behind. Heck, my GPS unit still doesn’t know that the 35W bridge is out, requiring a bit of manual programming by me.
So who should I complain to when I see the Minneapolis police car running outside of Rainbow Foods on Lake Street while the officer is inside chatting up the bank tellers or the managers drinking coffee?
Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t that section of 7th St technically part of westbound Hennepin Ave traffic?
Froggie is correct; at that point, 7th is taking westbound/southbound Hennepin traffic to 1st Avenue NE., which connects with the Hennepin Avenue Bridge across from downtown.
So, would you rather a cold police car when an emergency is called?
