Punto’s home run haiku
Posted on July 19th, 2009 – 7:51 PMBy Howard
Nick Punto goes deep
Hope all of you were watching
Mauer’s one for sixteen
When teams are winning
This stuff begins happening
Guys come through like this
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Nick Punto goes yard
Goose bumps rise around Twin Towns
Hide women and kids
Nick Punto blooms late
thirty-thirty guy in making
Ronnie’s dreams come true
Front foot not open
Do not step in the bucket
The hitting basics
A Punto home run?
Joe Mauer is in a funk?
Brain aneurysm.
Close game in Texas
Liriano battles through
Grind this game out boys
Punto hits homerun
I don’t effin believe it
This must be sick joke
Punto leaves the yard
The wind must be blowing out
Gale force winds tonight
Nail biter again
Glad to get six from 4-7
Why not use the pen?
Sans Punto’s homer
This game would have been over
We need a hero
Kubel’s without peer
against righties only however
still, odds are against
Nobody’s perfect
Counting syllables is hard
stupidity abounds
Punto gets three hits
so Gardenhire takes him out,
puts in Buscher. Arg.
Reality check time for Nick
One night, a good hitter doesn’t make
Futile, regardless
And this game drags on
Waiting for a big homerun
Not from the Rangers
Please put in Nathan
Are you really this dumb, Ron
Too late, game over
Keep Punto at short
Make a big trade for Sanchez
No more Casilla
Haiku posts are great
Dickey left it over plate
Nick sluggin’ of late
Two walks in the sixth
Gardy rides the pine
Again, no working phone?
Nicky hits one out
Gardy says ‘atta boy’ aloud
Not worth eight million
A home run, no way
Unassisted double play
can you believe it
Punto hits one out
Goes three for four on the night
Am I seeing things?
A blind squirrel hops
Stumbling upon a nut
Good eats for the day
Punto’s shot was neat
Sadly it came in defeat
Clutch bench bat in need
Mauer is overrated
Punto is underrated
Is Grudzielanek here yet?
FSN was lame
In giving Wis. Dells more fame
Nice gut on Coom Dog
You doubted his skills
Punto’s shot gives us thrills
Maybe he’s on pills?
Clubhouse, “D” and now at plate
Focused and within himself
LNP second half MVP?
Punto best hitter?
this cannot be good for TWins
M&M hit please
Nick Punto at bat
Sneer curled on lip
Mudville cheers tonight
Seriously I suck at Haiku’s…
Nick Punto at bat
A sneer curled on his lips
Mudville cheers tonight
Mauer in a slump
Needs a boost to get going
Bat him second please
Warning track power
Is a home run in Texas
But just for Nicky?
Everyday Eddie
Looking good again this year
We didn’t need him
Punto hits ball
Wind carries like feather
Holland surrenders
