“Some of the things you told us with great earnestness appear not to be accurate.” — Rep. John Tierney, D-Mass., to Roger Clemens on his office visits to members of Congress before today’s hearings.
I’m watching the House committee hearings with Brian McNamee and Roger Clemens, and Clemens has created a word that I hope never, ever, ever becomes a part of the language.
In response to an aggressive interrogation from Rep. Elijah Cummings, D-Md., Clemens explained on several occasions that Pettitte must have “misremembered” their conversations about steroids and Human Growth Hormone.
At one point, Clemens explained that “I think he misremembers of our conversation.”
At another time, soon after stammering his way through several answers and vouching for Pettitte’s honesty, Clemens said: “Andy’s a fine gentleman. I think he misremembers.”
Cummings sternly told Clemens to “keep your voice up” and didn’t look impressed.
“I have helped taint our national pastime,” McNamee admitted in his opening statement.
Later, McNamee explained why he supposedly held on to physical evidence: “While I liked and admired Roger Clemens, I don’t think that I ever really trusted him.”
A few minutes ago, the guys were differing over whether Roger bled through his dress pants after an injection in 2001.
Update: McNamee is being asked about his contention that Clemens attended a barbecue at Jose Canseco’s house. Many, including Canseco and his ex-wife, have said that McNamee has misrecollected that glorious afternoon.
Oh, golly: When Roger said he learned what he knows about HGH from watching TV, it reminded me of Wade Boggs saying back in the day that he learned he was a sex addict from watching Geraldo.
The Hoosier plays hardball: Rep. Dan Burton, R-Ind., went through McNamee’s acknowledged inconsistencies and asked, “You just lie when it’s convenient for you?” And later: “You’re here as a sworn witness. You’re hear to tell the truth. And we have lie after lie after lie after lie … I know one thing I don’t believe, and that’s you.”
And in closing: Burton tells McNamee, “Roger Clemens is a baseball titan and you, with all these lies, are destroying him and his reputation.”
Rep. Tom Davis, the committee’s ranking Republican, to McNamee: “Why did you [inject players] when you knew it was illegal?”
McNamee to Davis: “It was something I shouldn’t have done and I’m ashamed of it and that’s why I’m here today.”
Words of wisdom: On coming before the committee and expressing his frustration with all parties (including the decision to not have Chuck Knoblauch and Pettitte testify), Rep. Mark Souder, R-Ind., said, “It’s better not to talk about the past than to lie about the past.”
You learn something new: When Rep. Bruce Braley, D-Ia., ticked off a list of conditions that would lead to treatment with Vitamin B-12 (dementia, for example), he asked Clemens whether he’s even been a vegan. “I don’t know what that is,” Clemens replied.
It’s your turn: Gotta go tend to other matters. Feel free to add your own highlights.
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