Ryan Seacrest: I love you on “American Idol.” On Oscar night, you failed me. It wasn’t until I got home and watched Joan and Melissa (I DVRed it) at 1 a.m. that I saw these two outfits. Faye Dunaway (left) is drop-dead gorgeous. Her top half is radiant and stunning. Don’t look down, don’t look down, I beg of you. “It’s like a satanic wedding cake,” said Claude Peck. (We know you looked.) Then, there’s Sally Kirkland (right), who told Joan that a rabbi sewed that fabric monstrosity on her. Nobody, not even Kirkland, dared to label her circus tent as a dress.

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