“Project Runway”: Nobody bought Doritos
Posted on July 17th, 2008 – 11:44 AMBy Sara Glassman

Am I the only one who was a little bored by last night’s premiere episode? When Tim Gunn said, “you guys are a bunch of slackers,” I wanted to embrace him. So far, these designers aren’t the sharpest needles in the sewing kit.
Table clothes at a grocery store? Not innovative.
My money after week one is on Jerell, Korto, Kelli and Daniel. Yeah, I basically picked the top three plus one, but it’s slim pickings! Seasons later, Austen Scarlett would still win the grocery store challenge.
Here are a few quotes:
“I got tired of making millions for the rest of the world and decided Suede needed to make millions for Suede. so I’m here to go to that next step and Suede is going to rock it!”
– Suede
“I was embarrassed to be standing in a towel next to Tim Gunn. And I didn’t brush my teeth, which I regret.” –Jennifer
“She’s girlicious.” — Blayne
“I’m not quite sure what Blayne’s trying to sell with his licious this and licious that, but I wish he’d put it back in his case, close it up and take it to the girl next door.” — Jerell
“To fusilli or not to fusilli.” — Joe
“I’d like to introduce you to girlicious.” — Blayne
“Girlicious?” — Tim
“Those judges don’t want to see a black garbage bag walk down the runway.” [Grave head shake.] — Tim
“The good news is that it’s a shower curtain. The bad news is –table cloth.” –Jerry [I’d say that’s a lot of bad news!]



