Meryl Streep, “The Devil Wears Prada” - She was stupendous, but her screen time wasn’t enormous. Helen Mirren, “The Queen ” - She will win and she will not have one of those psychotic meltdowns young American actresses are prone to. She will be dry and witty and thank everyone briskly and look elegant. And then in the after interviews someone will ask her where she got that LA gangbanger tattoo beside her thumb. Penelope Cruz, “Volver” - Subtitles. Nope. Kate Winslet, “Little Children” - Great performance, too much skin exposed in the movie. Undignified, the AARP contingent will say. Mirren used to take her clothes off in every role when she was younger. Now she’s wearing a kilt and a cardigan and she’ll win. Judi Dench, “Notes on a Scandal” - Are you kiddign me? she’s not even showing up for the ceremony.
Meryl Streep, “The Devil Wears Prada” - She was stupendous, but her screen time wasn’t enormous. Helen Mirren, “The Queen ” - She will win and she will not have one of those psychotic meltdowns young American actresses are prone to. She will be dry and witty and thank everyone briskly and look elegant. And then in the after interviews someione will ask her where she got that LA gangbanger tattoo beside her thumb. Penelope Cruz, “Volver” - Subtitles. Nope. Kate Winslet, “Little Children” - Great performance, too much skin exposed in the movie. Undignified, the AARP contingent will say. Mirren used to take her clothes off in every role when she was younger. Now she’s wearing a kilt and a cardigan and she’ll win. Judi Dench, “Notes on a Scandal” - Are you kiddign me? she’s not even showing up for the ceremony.