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Exhibit C in the federal crackdown on Frosted Mini-Wheats: a smiling figure of a Mini-Wheat guy, holding a piece of chalk next to a chalkboard that reads: “Clinically Shown to improve kids’ Attentiveness by nearly 20%” That’s what it said on the Mini-Wheats box, and all parents who have screamed at their children to sit down during breakfast can appreciate a bowl of cereal that produces a calming effect.
The Federal Trade Commission has put the kibosh on that claim in a settlement with Kellogg announced today. Unlike many things we read on cereal boxes, this claim actually had some science behind it. But the science wasn’t exactly what the Mini-Wheat guy claimed (video here).
The complaint alleges that, in fact, according to the clinical study referred to in Kellogg’s advertising, only about half the children who ate Frosted Mini-Wheats for breakfast showed any improvement in attentiveness, and only about one in nine improved by 20 percent or more.
The settlement sets this very high standard for cereal box claims:
The proposed settlement would bar Kellogg from making comparable claims about Frosted Mini-Wheats unless the claims are true and not misleading.
So the laboratory in Battle Creek, Mich., can get busy reformulating Mini-Wheats to increase their obedience effect. Despite the settlement, the Mini-Wheat guy was still holding forth Monday on the Kellogg web site about keeping the kids “full and focused” by ingesting the magic breakfast food.
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April 22nd, 2009 at 11:51 am
Science, it’s a wonderful thing!
Eggs NO. Eggs, well, OKAY.
Butter, no. Butter, well OKAY.
The world is flat. Nope - round.
The world is entering the next Ice Age. Oh wait!
Al Gore the Great Scientist says the opposite.
Food - yes. Food - no.
Colder or warmer.
Sugar is BAD. Hmmm…not so bad.
Thalidomide. DDT. Leaky nuclear reactors, (oops,
that one falls on the engineers).
Life is an accident…
What scientists need do is to stay away from political
posturing and wait for the facts to prove the hypothesis.
April 22nd, 2009 at 4:36 pm
The greatest thing about science is that it IS so flexible. Unlike religious dogma that refuses to change with new discoveries and new information. Like the Stupid Catholic Church still treating women as second rate after all these centuries. I like the fact that science immediately changes it’s prevailing opinion when new facts emerge.
April 24th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
I know scientists. I, myself, am a chemist. You, Brad,
are no scientist.
Science needs to stick to that which is measurable.
That pretty much excludes judging theology, rewriting
history, making public policy and overall pretending,
as you seem to be doing, that it knows all the answers.