Allan to Rachel: even if you’re not human, stop calling me
Allan Hillesheim is 62, retired from AT&T, and lives in Minneapolis. He has a busy second career selling vintage postcards on eBay. His life is full enough without Rachel. Still, Rachel calls, usually twice a week, sometimes twice a day. Sometimes she calls when he’s taking a nap. Heather used to call, but he hasn’t heard from her in a while. Rachel won’t let up.
“Hello, this is Rachel from cardholder services,” she always tells him. She wants to lower his interest rate on his credit card balance, even though he doesn’t have one, and she promises that this is the final offer, although it never is.
“You can’t interrupt her,” Hillesheim told me Wednesday morning. You can hit 9 to talk to an operator, but you’ll never find out who she is. The caller ID is spoofed. On the do-not-call list? Rachel doesn’t care.



